In which our intrepid hero reveals his dislike for small dogs… and their owners.

Gae-ttong-nyue literally translates as Dog Shit Girl. No, she’s not some bizarre new Korean superheroine, but a commuter who found worldwide recognition for letting her dog crap on the train, and then getting narky when someone sitting nearby had the gall to object. See more here and here.

Sure, she’s been humiliated, but she should count herself lucky—her and her little dog, too. Hell, had I been there, I would’ve been tempted to enact the world’s first full-dog body insertion on a public transport vehicle. And I would’ve done it pro bono and without the benefit of Guinness World Record judges on hand. If Toto was claustrophobic, then so much the better.

I hate small dogs.