In which our intrepid hero observes a fellow commuter.

He’s tall, large build, mid-30s. He’s four seats away from me on the train. He’s frenetically croaking and gasping abuse and gesticulating wildly at the map of the CityRail Network. Every so often, he tries to engage those around him in his tirade against the map.

Someone just made the mistake of sitting in one of the three vacant seats around him. Hooboy.