In which our intrepid hero discovers a new definition of “healthy”.

I was a little alarmed, whilst ploughing through my newsfeeds this morning, to stumble upon this:

McDonald’s Australia follows Qantas in putting itself forward for scrutiny by the National Heart Foundation of Australia to earn the Tick for nine of its meals […]

Now, if McDonald’s can get Heart Foundation approval, why can’t British-American Tobacco get Cancer Council endorsement? Maybe I’d join a health fund, then, for the rebate, and I’d be allowed to smoke in the office: “It’s not a cigarette—it’s a health supplement.”

I wish.

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