The coolest thing about living on a farm is that flinging birds at pigs is even more fun in real life.

Just went to collect some eggs. Took along an extra slice of bread to propitiate the Chicken Gods. Their names are Rrr-rrr and Bok, and they’re solemn and forbidding birds. Laugh not, lest ye find a chicken head in your next box of McNuggets.

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