Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, has been charged with an obscure Swedish sex crime. Sadly, I lack the imagination to do anything truly depraved with a root vegetable.

They’re planning a march in Brisbane to protest his arrest. Wow. Nothing says “People Power” like four unwashed nerds walking two blocks and cowering from the rain. Still, it gets them away from their keyboards and out into the fresh air. Good for them.