7mate‘s middle-of-the-day, 1980s lineup includes Baywatch, right from the very beginning. I never noticed it before, but I can’t keep my eyes off Erika Eleniak. It’s the monobrow, you see. Everyone else sees a blonde Playboy model; I see Nick Giannopoulos in a one-piece bathing suit.

It’s one of those car-wreck things.